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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

  • My baby really likes the song about the wreck of some boat by that guy Edmund Fitzgerald

    Tagged: the wreck of the edmund fitzbaby idiot baby baby lightfoot

    Posted on May 23, 2012 with 1 note

  • Conversations with my baby, nautical disaster edition

    My Baby:
    Hey Dad! Did you hear about that ship that sunk?
    Me:
    What ship?
    My Baby:
    DAD! Where have you been? The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down! The great lake they called 'Gitche Gumee?'
    Me:
    You mean that Gordon Lightfoot song -
    My Baby:
    Yes! That's it! "The Gordon Lightfoot". That good ship and its crew was bound to be chewed when the gales of November came early!
    Me:
    You're thinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald -
    My Baby:
    And what a great singer-songwriter Mr. Fitzgerald was! He really made me feel like I was right there on the ship.
    Me:
    ...

    Tagged: seriously baby idiot baby the wreck of the edmund fitzbaby

    Posted on May 17, 2011 with 23 notes

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