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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

  • My baby got in trouble for trying to steal another baby’s hat at his nursery school. “Baby!” I admonished. “What were you possibly thinking?” “Well”, my baby replied sheepishly. “She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find in a second-hand store.” “That’s no excuse, Baby!”, I chided. “I THINK I LOVE IT!”, he wailed dramatically.

    My baby got in trouble for trying to steal another baby’s hat at his nursery school.


    “Baby!” I admonished. “What were you possibly thinking?”

    “Well”, my baby replied sheepishly. “She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find in a second-hand store.”

    “That’s no excuse, Baby!”, I chided.

    “I THINK I LOVE IT!”, he wailed dramatically.

    Tagged: baby rogers nelson petty thief baby you're going to get a timeout for that baby

    Posted on July 17, 2012 with 17 notes

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