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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

  • Although his parents do not identify as Christian, my baby likes The Brick Testament very much. “I guess thats why some grown-ups don’t want to let gay and lesbian people get married”, my baby mused. “In the Old Testament it was punishable by death!” “But doesn’t Leviticus 20-27 say that we should put to death any man or woman among you who is a necromancer or magician? Stone them with stones?”, my baby continued. “Not all Christians think you should take the Old Testament literally, baby”, I offered. “Thank goodness! So if Christians can see David Copperfield in Las Vegas, gay and lesbian people can get married to the person they love!”, my baby exclaimed happily.

    Although his parents do not identify as Christian, my baby likes The Brick Testament very much. “I guess thats why some grown-ups don’t want to let gay and lesbian people get married”, my baby mused. “In the Old Testament it was punishable by death!” “But doesn’t Leviticus 20-27 say that we should put to death any man or woman among you who is a necromancer or magician? Stone them with stones?”, my baby continued. “Not all Christians think you should take the Old Testament literally, baby”, I offered. “Thank goodness! So if Christians can see David Copperfield in Las Vegas, gay and lesbian people can get married to the person they love!”, my baby exclaimed happily.

    Tagged: curious baby reasonable baby baby oldie but baby goodie

    Posted on May 14, 2012 with 161 notes

    Source: thebricktestament.com

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