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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • My baby has been asking me what it means to be patriotic.

    “I’m confused, Mom”, my baby explained. “Some people say you aren’t a real American if you say that you don’t like things about America.”

    “Baby, that’s an important question and I don’t have an answer.” I replied.  ”But Win Butler from Arcade Fire said that actual patriotism has to do with loving a place enough to try and improve it”.

    My baby was silent for a moment.

    “Well, I’m not going to go around being one of those dumb babies who wear Arcade Fire onesies to prove that their parents are hip, but I like that answer a lot.”

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    Posted on April 19, 2011 with 19 notes

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