My baby just asked me if his Dad bought me a “Push Present”.
"A what?", I replied.
"You know, a bauble to celebrate bringing his child into the world, presented to you in the delivery room, like baby slipper pendants made of DIAMONDS", explained my baby exuberantly, waggling his eyebrows.
"No, baby. Your Dad did not buy me a baby slipper pendant made of DIAMONDS in exchange for birthing you", I responded.
"You should probably divorce him then. He clearly doesn’t appreciate you", my baby recommended seriously.
"Maybe YOU should probably spend less time on thenest.com pregnancy forums", I retorted.