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mybabyisaverage:

I asked for a steak salad. My baby ordered a shrimp cocktail.

“Baby, that’s so nice!” I exclaimed. “You’re normally such a picky eater, I had no idea you liked shellfish!”

“Well, normally I try to keep Kosher,” he replied, adjusting his bib patiently. 

“Really? But baby, you really don’t have to do that. You’re not Jewish.”

There was a long silence.

“…..what?” said my baby in a small voice.

Shellfish isn’t kosher bro

NORMALLY my baby tries to keep Kosher.  Sometimes his love of shrimp cocktails get the better of him. And cheeseburgers. My baby loves him some cheeseburgers.