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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • We took our baby to a fancy restaurant last night

    I asked for a steak salad. My baby ordered a shrimp cocktail.

    “Baby, that’s so nice!” I exclaimed. “You’re normally such a picky eater, I had no idea you liked shellfish!”

    “Well, normally I try to keep Kosher,” he replied, adjusting his bib patiently. 

    “Really? But baby, you really don’t have to do that. You’re not Jewish.”

    There was a long silence.

    “…..what?” said my baby in a small voice.

    Tagged: fancy baby baby cocktail kosher baby is not served with cheese

    Posted on July 9, 2012 with 22 notes

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    7. mybabyisaverage reblogged this from adaptable and added:
      NORMALLY my baby tries to keep Kosher. Sometimes his love of shrimp cocktails get the better of him. And cheeseburgers....
    8. adaptable reblogged this from mybabyisaverage and added:
      Shellfish isn’t kosher bro EDIT: man am I bad at reading.
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