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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • thehoard asked: My baby seems to think the rules of gravity don't apply to him (and has given me several bouts with what feels like heart attack as a result). How can I convince him that they do?

    “That’s a clown question, bro!” - My baby*


    *My baby is a noted baby apologist and doesn’t believe the rules - gravity or otherwise - should apply to any baby.  We have put him in a time-out.

    Posted on June 20, 2012 with 3 notes

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