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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • My baby’s writing a new novel.

    It’s called 50 Shades of Puree.

    I asked him what it was about.

    “Erotic Fiction”, my baby replied blandly.

    Tagged: fifty shades of puree erotic baby

    Posted on May 7, 2012 with 7 notes

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