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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • My baby’s favourite Blue Jay is Colby Rasmus.

    His second favourite Blue Jay is Edam Lind.

    His third favourite Blue Jay is anyone who is playing Gouda.

    Tagged: blue jays jays colby rasmus adam lind gouda cheese pun baby

    Posted on April 30, 2012 with 3 notes

    1. readmymonotony reblogged this from muneismagical
    2. muneismagical reblogged this from mybabyisaverage
    3. scoldylox said: Luckily Colby Lewis isn’t pitching to the Blue Jays in the series starting tonight. Your baby won’t have to choose between the cheeses.
    4. mybabyisaverage posted this

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