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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • Baby Joke of The Day

    My Baby:
    Hey Dad!
    Me:
    Yes, Baby?
    My Baby:
    What's the difference between Daenerys Targaryen and Sam Worthington's character from Avatar?
    Me:
    ....What?
    My Baby:
    Nothing!
    Me:
    ...What?
    My Baby:
    Fern Gully! Dances With Wolves! POCAHONTAS!

    Tagged: political baby in the game of babies you win or you die

    Posted on April 19, 2012 with 5 notes

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