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my baby is average.

Some people think their babies are special snowflakes. We think our baby is completely average. Here are his stories. Read on if you like, or don't. He's not very interesting. Most babies aren't.

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  • Average Baby’s MLB Winter Meetings Round-Up

    • My baby thinks that Prince Fielder’s body type makes him a bad long-term investment. Just like that fat bastard Babe Ruth.
       
    • Watching Jeffrey Loria at these meetings reminds my baby of The Simpsons montage where Mr. Burns assembles his company softball team. My baby is telling everyone that he can’t wait until Loria benches Jose Reyes for not shaving off his sideburns. My baby is also working the phones in order to reserve seats for the 2013 marlins winter meetings fire sale
    • BREAKING NEWS: My baby reports the Blue Jays are interested in signing Japanese SP Yu Starfish - Alex Anthopoulos cites poise, potential for arm to break off and develop into a set-up guy

    • Every time somebody says “Pujols” my baby giggles. 

    Tagged: Alex Anthopoulos Jose Reyes Prince Fielder cj wilson jeffrey loria miami marlins my baby is a reporter for the mlb network toronto blue jays yu darvish albert pujols

    Posted on December 8, 2011 with 3 notes

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